Age Gracefully

You are in pretty good shape
for the shape you are in!
-You’re Only Old Once


Be A Good Host

You couldn’t say “Skat!” ‘ cause that wouldn’t be right.
You couldn’t shout “Scram!” ’cause that isn’t polite.
A host has to put up with all kinds of pests,
For a host, above all, must be nice to his guests.
So  you’d try hard to smile, and you’d try to look sweet
And you’d go right on looking for moose-moss to eat.
—Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose